It appears that the van in front of me was on its way to Cooperstown, N.Y., likely for some sort of sporting event for a team called the Hurricanes. Immediately, I thought about the hockey team of that name in North Carolina, but with the NHL season well over (especially for the Hurricanes), I can only surmise one of three things:
- This car hasn't been washed in a long time.
- These people clearly didn't write the game schedules down correctly.
- There is another, even smaller, crappier sports team in North Carolina called the Hurricanes.
You see, a hurricane is not cylindrical, my meteorologically inept Tar Heel friends, it actually looks like this:
Note the circular shape with the eye in the middle, which looks nothing like the upside-down triangles you've so masterfully painted on your glass, Bubbas.
Now, please excuse me while I go cheer on the Tigers.